Years ago, my Grandmother gave me the loving nickname, Airplane Ass because my “ass was always in an airplane.” After years of answering phone calls, texts, and emails, I have finally decided to collect all my tips, tricks, experiences, and stories into one place.  Read up and go be your own Airplane Ass.


A mind that is stretched by a new experience can never go back to its old dimensions.
— Olive Wendell Holmes